WHO’S NAILIN PALIN???
Now we are talking. Palin Porn. I don’t really watch porn, but if someone can get me a copy or link to this, i would appreciate it. I do a morning show, so I gotta stay up on currents events and politics…. I love Chimmy Changas!!!!! DAMN… SLUTS !
i want
nation - October 13, 2008 at 12:57 pm |
http://apina.nwpshost.com/10018.jpg
young piff clinton - October 13, 2008 at 1:07 pm |
Go to freeones.com and type in Lisa Ann. (That’s who that is)
And while you’re at it, search for
Sienna West. I’m a big-tit fan myself.
Turtles - October 13, 2008 at 2:37 pm |
The script is crazy, check it out Ciph:
(Open on the PALIN residence, Wasilla, Alaska. Evening. Governor SARAH PALIN is sitting on the couch, reading “all of the magazines.” She is wearing a satin negligee and bunny slippers. Her luxurious brown hair is in a bun. Her glasses rest just so on the bridge of her nose. TODD is out of town on business. TRIGG is peacefully asleep upstairs. There is a firm knock at the door. PALIN puts down her reading material and goes to answer it.)
PALIN: Who is it?
GRUFF MALE VOICE: It’s JOE, the tanning-bed repairman.
(PALIN unlocks the door and opens it)
PALIN: Hiya! You were supposed to be here two hours ago, doncha know?
JOE: I’m sorry. My snowmobile broke down outside of Matunska. I had to walk the rest of the way.
PALIN: Well, you’re in luck. I just baked a batch of chocolate-chip cookies. Why don’t you come inside and I’ll fix you a plate of ‘em?
(JOE obliges. He takes a seat on the couch. PALIN enters the kitchen and returns shortly after with the cookies. She gives them to JOE, but not before looking him up and down.)
PALIN: My oh my. That’s quite a toolbelt you have on. It looks heavy.
JOE: I have a big hammer.
PALIN: Oh, I betcha do. I love a big hammer. But I love screwdrivers, too! And wrenches. The fact is I love and respect all of America’s diverse tools, big and small. They’re what helps make us so great as a nation. Here, let me take that off for ya.
(PALIN takes a seat on the coach beside JOE and starts to undo his belt. He stops her.)
JOE: Let’s go take a look at the tanning bed first.
PALIN: Oooh, okay.
(PALIN leads JOE to the tanning salon in the basement. JOE carefully inspects the machine.)
JOE: Looks like there are just a bunch of screws loose.
PALIN: (seductively) You’re in luck. I fully support off-shore and on-shore drilling.
(PALIN pounces on JOE and throws him onto the top of the tanning bed. She quickly rips off his jeans.)
PALIN: God almighty! You are hung like a moose. Now I have to eat ya!
JOE: I’m bigger than a moose. Do you have any contraceptives?
PALIN: It’s okay. I already took a morning-after pill.
JOE: Um, are you sure it works that way?
PALIN: Are you asking me if I know what a morning-after pill is? Because I totally do! I’ll get back to ya with specifics.
(The two proceed to make furious love in a multitude of positions. PALIN amply demonstrates that she has enough experience.)
PALIN: Fuck me harder! HARDER! Pound me until my head is so empty that I can’t even remember the name of the one Supreme Court case I actually know! I want it to burn. Burn like a banned book. Oh God, Oh God, OH MY GOD! MAKE ME SEE RUSSIA FROM HERE!
(After 10 minutes, the two finish.)
PALIN: Wow-eee. I haven’t had a ride that good since Todd took me for a spin on the back of his Yamaha at the Tesoro Iron Dog.
JOE: That was amazing. What now?
PALIN: I feel so alive! Let’s grab my gay friend and go shoot wolves from the safety of a helicopter.
(End scene)
DollarPoundYen - October 13, 2008 at 2:58 pm |
lol thanks @ dollarpoundyen. Better than the video
Vrsoul - October 13, 2008 at 3:06 pm |
behind the scenes http://avn.com/video/photo-galleries/1019.html
Django - October 13, 2008 at 3:57 pm |
lisa ann is the dope
tm - October 13, 2008 at 6:06 pm |
Bad news about Palins Chimmies……….
http://img.avn.com/ip/thumb/800/800/images/album-images/2008/10/1019/24863.jpg
Film features: Gorge Bush, Long Dong John McCain, Blow Biden aka Joe Ridin’, Bare-Racked O’barbie and many more…..plus Monica Lewinsky as herself. I have absolutely know knowledge about American politics, only what black stand up comedians have told me.
ldnx10 - October 13, 2008 at 6:56 pm |
http://www.pornhub.com/video/search?search=lisa+ann
A sample of her work.
P.Villa - October 13, 2008 at 10:00 pm |
In my post: know = no.
Don’t hate me for my mistakes.
Iplayforkeeps!
ldnx10 - October 14, 2008 at 4:03 am |
damn. she got some big ass ti-ttays
khal - October 14, 2008 at 7:47 am |
That’s it? Licking an ice cube? That’s all? Come on!
LMAO Awesome scene DollarPoundYen.
Erica - October 15, 2008 at 11:36 am |
I am quite disgusted with this.
And at the same time, I am amused.
The University Princess - October 15, 2008 at 8:12 pm |
haha i saw it in a popup when going through my regular porn sites
hilarious as fuck HAHAHA
it was named “Sarah Palin fucks son’s friend” or are you talking about some other palin porn?
mouserz - October 15, 2008 at 8:13 pm |
I like how you start out saying “I don’t watch porn” and yet you’re requesting one, meaning that you do watch porn – specifically “Nalin’ Palin.”
Who knows, this might be one of those really crazy cultural phenoms that everyone talks about, lord knows she gives us enough material to make fun of her with – why not throw some porn into her conservative face. Yay for politics and porn!
alexgray - October 15, 2008 at 8:28 pm |
worldstarhiphop just posted a clip: http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhpBNS9fOl7s05rMTT
khal - October 17, 2008 at 3:01 pm |
Is that the scene with the 2 russian dudes?? or just the trailer.. i got a 20 minute scene with “serra palin” and the russians where they hit the “money shot” on her glasses. It looks like Flynt is gonna hit us with every perverted Palin scenario…props to Flynt on casting Nina Hartley and Jada Fire as Hillary and Condi.
captaincornball - October 17, 2008 at 8:57 pm |
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