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JUAN EPSTEIN 5-18-08

BUELLER DUNKS

Here it is, the next installment of JUAN EPSTEIN podcast. “FIRST…” hhaa hhhaaa, I beat Rosenberg again. Just joking. He gets emotional when you make fun of him. On this edition we discuss very serious topics such as Bun B being a JUAN EPSTEIN fan, girls that sleep with rappers, the new Drew-ski show called “INTERN-SKI “, classic hip hop stories, our affinity for turtles and our great leader Jonathan the Zombie. Please enjoy and please leave a comment so I can shut down Rosenberg.

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48 Responses to “JUAN EPSTEIN 5-18-08”

  1. Some people prefer Cipha. ALOT of people prefer Cipha. However, even with that said, Pete got this up first. Maybe my internet screwed up. Maybe I am wrong but I saw it on Rosenberg Radio earlier today. Ask Eskay.

    ANYWAY, Ciph you should listen to the skits off of Tenacious D’s first album. Theres a drive thru skit which is funny as hell plus one where the band breaks up and Jack Black flips out O’Rielly style.

    FUCK IT! We’ll do it LIVE!!

    http://ldntimes10.wordpress.com

    Ldn

  2. This is awkward………………………………..

  3. Lookin forward to Bun on the show….and I think the reason niggas fuck with Juan Epstein is cuz its raw…unedited….and the one of the few honest things to listen hip-hop related that doesn’t have some funky format….and the chemistry works….so shout to yall….Lenny Diego and Paul Rosenhaus..haha

  4. what the hell is wrong with sendspace anyways?

  5. oh it downloads reeeealllly slooooooooow.

  6. I just subscribe to the podcast on iTunes and it automatically downloads when it’s available.

    On a related note, http://www.sharebee.com is used by a good amount of blogs since sharebee distributes the link to more than one of the download websites. Dope show again. I totally agree with the soda with ice and a straw concept. Makes the drink more enjoyable.

  7. CIPH……i HAD TO WHIP UP A SPECIAL BMORE CLUB TRACK FOR JUAN EP!!! CHECK IT…..

    BILL O’RIOT
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/122303748820f13f/

  8. Ciph thanks for the LIVE ON AIR SHOUT OUT BRO!

    I’M FAMOUS!

    THE SHERRIFS A NIGGER!

    LISA NEEDS BRACES! DENTAL PLAN!

    FUCK WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

  9. ROSENBERG EATS LIKE A FUCKING PIG….HE TAKES A BIT THEN TALKS….LISTEN TO THE PODCAST SOUNDS LIKE A PIG EATING SHIT….

    ROSENBERG SHAVE YOUR BACK AND NECK ASWELL

  10. hey cipha when people say “first” it doesnt mean there nerds or havent been getting laid its because they coincedently got to the blog when u put it up maybe….rosenberg is the real nerd …why do u think he comes to work lookin like he had a busy week non shaven and hair on his back? because he was just ast home watching granny porn and males wrestling eachother with baby oil aka wwf wrestling….thats why he says puase every second….

  11. @ everyone : everyone wants to make this some competition between myself and Rosenberg. Yall wanna make a big deal about him putting the JUAN EPSTEIN podcast up b4 me. Now you all have to look beneath the surface… I am a JEDI master and I had to trick the youngling into getting on point. Now that I have used the force for the side of good, he has put stuff up early… Good job my son. The force is strong in this one.

    ps I will be dropping a video soon at dontgetgassed.com to expose the long awaited showdown between Peter Rosenberg and the great Rev. Al Sharpton. guess you pussyed out???(or is it pussied out??)

  12. @ coryv : good point.

  13. another great episode of juan ep, i wanted to say one thing: i know EXACTLY what you’re saying bout the drink with your mcdonalds. Having a big mac, fries and a can of coke is fucked up … something is just off. And yes, I was really tempted to have some mcdonalds for lunch yesterday, you guys were killing me.

    also loved the hip hop stories. and rosenberg talking shit to the haters. the whole ep was hilarious. thanks ciph.

  14. another great episode of juan ep, i wanted to say one thing: i know EXACTLY what you’re saying bout the drink with your mcdonalds. Having a big mac, fries and a can of coke is fucked up … something is just off. And yes, I was really tempted to have some mcdonalds for lunch yesterday, you guys were killing me.

    also loved the hip hop stories. and rosenberg talking shit to the haters. the whole ep was hilarious. thanks ciph.

  15. my bad bout the double comment i don’t know what happened

  16. yo cipha sounds….drinking a regular coke with mcdonalds doesnt work because

    mcdonalds cokes taste more balanced with the watered down coke and ice and the straw adds a wierd flavour to the coke….so i do agree it’s part of the whole experience……..

  17. Fuck it, Comment live!

    Paul chewed for like 15 minutes on the EP19 and didn’t Juanito steal one of his burgers? What was he eating for that long? His shoe?

  18. You are fuckin hilarious and you and Rosenberg need your own TV show…you 2 compliment each other well…and Drew is the best

  19. bun b is official. dude is down with everything (on some underground shit). he was a guest on weekly drop (sneaker podcast) a couple of years back

  20. “Eating french fries on the air is delicious” just made my fav. quote on facebook

    T DOT STAND UP

  21. we definetley need to hear some drewski stories

  22. You could just use sharbee to upload files

    kinda fast.. and uses everything

    Don’t even need an account..
    =============================================
    Great show was laughing like mad on the bus, please never stop.. would be even funnier when you and paul are like 60 year olds chatting shit..

  23. rosenberg went from a disgruntled sarcastic depressed person to a totally positive and happy person the minute he started swallowing that big fat burger….rosenberg stop trying to act like your health concious…you jerk off to granny porn and eat fast food all day…thats why your back has so much hair because the fast food chemicals are making it appear more and more…shave your back

    and ciph your growing tittys because of your mcdonalds binges…keep up the burgers and you will be rocking hoodies on air for the rest of your life because your tities will really blossom through them t shirts…liposuction thoose tities ciph….

  24. Great show. Keep up the good work.

    -To all the ladies who listen to the show, here’s a blend from 97′.

    -Ciph, I know you hate blends, but this is for the mami’s. (Pause)

    -p.s. I like turtles!

    link:http://www.zshare.net/download/12269451d6cb8ea4/

  25. Man them dunks aint even all that nice man…. Naa I’m playin I need to cop asap

  26. whats good im a big fan of the juan epstein podcast shits funny…and the thing that i think works about it is that theres no hype,no “we have to play this and then say this” fuck all that radio shit this is the way radio needs to be but the podcast will do anyway.and props to pete cos the real late show is big i appreciate when a dj plays what he wants an is not programmed to play .the package joint is kinda ill..lol..check out my blog theres sum funny shit on there plus some new music from the uk ..peace im gonna go and yank it ,yank the thing.

  27. Great show but tell the white dude I aint a nerd.

  28. yo Ciph!!! I love the podcast! I was driving home tonight from work listening to you and peter eating McDonalds and I swear I wanted to go get some myself.. ha ha Thanks for shouting out the Greeks when you mentioned who sent you those dunks.

    keep up the good work!!

  29. Fuck It, We’ll do it Live—

    i LiKe TuRtLeS

  30. DENTAL PLAN!

    LISA NEEDS BRACES!

    DENTAL PLAN!

    LISA NEEDS BRACES!

    DENTAL PLAN!

    LISA NEEDS BRACES!

  31. THIRTY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolsarcasm

    FUCK IT, WE’LL DO IT LIVE

  32. The Package – Making Waves is a TUUUUUUNE ciph

  33. this episode was particularly great. the mood was ill. I think the reason people feel the need to commnt and tell you guys what to do is that 1. they’re dicks. 2. listening to the podcast week after week, one can’t help but feel like we’re you’re your buddies. listening to the pod cast, is like meeting up with some friends and talking shit for an hour. thats why the unstructured format works so well. everyone listening can relate to the shit u guys talk about, your humor or at least be interested on some level in the shit you talk about. that’s why people comment as if they’re a part of the show. cause we feel we are.

    -yoni

    FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!!!!!!!!

  34. @ yoni : Thats a fucking great answer. The more I learn about all this stuff, i realize that the hour i spend recording it is part of the process. It’s really getting all the feed back which is fun. You “are” part of the shows… You are all Puerto Rican Jews. I’m glad yall fuck with it, thanks.

  35. @ Yianni: I’m telling you, there is nothing like the power of persuasion. You should have went thru that drive thru. its so easy… you say a number, hand over a couple of bucks and it takes you to heaven. Its my drug. And I got mad Greek friends. Shout out to Kosta and Dimetri that own club abyss… hhhaaaaaa

  36. @ Bun B : He calls everyone nerds. I don’t understand it either. He says people are hip hop nerds but plays all the ” nerd ” indie hip hop. Anyway, how do we know this is the real Bun B??? Tell me who you were with at stack’s club in Miami.

  37. @ turtles : what do you mean I don’t like blends?? I just don’t like blends that suck. It’s not just a tempo thing. It has to be in the right key and has to sound right, and make sense. I don’t know people put out some of the stuff they do.

  38. @ Patrick: thanks man I appreciate that. People are probably looking at you crazy on the bus.

  39. @ Ben : more Drewski stories on the way. wait til you see the Drewski show called ” Intern-ski ” . its gonne be hilarious. he gets sonned from everyone. hhaaaaa

  40. hey ciph … can u upload a blend u think is good?

    im curious as to what exactly u consider a good blend

    Peace Naris

  41. @ The King! : I was wondering the same thing. And he said he didn’t want anything, he would just eat his fruit. I think he ate the cup and salt at the bottom of the bag.

  42. @ everyone : here is an article of why the soda from mcdonalds is better than the can. my shit is science… dont test me, you dont know me.
    http://www.helium.com/items/610485-common-difference-between-fountain

  43. @cIpha

    Touchy now are we? It was a request not a demand mamao

    You be acting like u have a Napoleon Complex sometimes

  44. @ everyone , especially noble peon : I didnt write these last 3 comments. somebody just made their name ciphasounds.

  45. Whats fucked up is that it sounds like something u might say lol … its all good you still my ninja

    how bout that blend then?

    (delete my last comment too then cuz ninjas will think i’m coming at u funny for no reason)

  46. @ cipha, whats makes this show so good is that its far from that terrestrial radio bullshit and its like a reality show, its funny to hear peter tryna find an audio clip and he takes too long and see u get mad, thats y i download, its funny to hear peter get you upset sometimes, i also tune in to hear the DJ/Radio stories since thats the lane im goin as a DJ so Cipha when u do the next juan Epstein can u please get into some more DJ/radio stories because thats the number 1 reason i tune in, thanks

    Ps shout out ya boy man im out here grindin hard as a underground Dj tryna make it.

  47. Ciph – You and Rosenberg got everyone fiendin for some McDonald’s after that ep., you guys gave Mickey D’s a lot of business after people heard the show. I wouldnt do that again unless you got a sponsorship deal with them, get those advertising dollars for all the advertising you gave them…..or at least a free parfait or some shit.

  48. I’m glad I am not the only one that wanted the Mickey D’s. Cipha where else you mixin besides mansions this weekend down Miami? Me and My Bmore ninjas gonna be down there lookin for some drunk baby mommas ya dig!!


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