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MY NEW ARTIST… STRICTLY KILLAS

With the ever changing music industry and artists getting younger and younger, I’ve decided to get into the kiddie rap game. But I cant fuck with no bitch ass corny kids, I will only fuck with the gangsters. I found my 2 new artists Latarian and Jonathan aka “Hood Rat” & “Turtle Boy” . Now this ain’t no chucky cheese shit, one is a mini gangster Rick Ross from Florida and the other is a straight zombie killa from Milwaukee. Oh you don’t believe me… watch this shit.

This is the foundation of the “I LIKE TURTLES” movement. To book for birthday parties and Barmitzvahs contact me… and have your money ready.

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18 Responses to “MY NEW ARTIST… STRICTLY KILLAS”

  1. I need to see his friend. The one who smokes with the cigarettes.

  2. lol @ hood rat.

    how fast does that reporter say the channel? like the micro machines guy.

    shot cipha!

  3. Ciph I dont know if you saw my comment on the Ray-J Video you posted but theres alot you need to take note of there.

    I forgot to post the “I Like Turtles” kid on my blog until you reminded me, its up now so more people can appreciate the dumb-ness of this kid.

    http://ldntimes10.wordpress.com

    ldn

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  5. BILL O REILLY HATING ON THE I LIKE TURTLES MOVEMENT…FUCK BILL O REILLY

  6. hey ciph, check this ish out, I think it’s right up your alley…

  7. I blame all thug simulators like GTAIV for teaching these kids how to drive. I never want to meet this kid when he is a teenager…

  8. franchise, dont worry about meeting this kid as a teenager, he will be in jail in 5 years. This didnt come from anywhere good.

  9. pushkin, thanks for the concord clips. I love that show. My favorite one is the indian fruit stand guy that hates people from new zealand. That shit is hillarious.

  10. corryv, Well you know that Bill O’riley and Peter Rosenberg have major beef. Thats why he’s hating on the I like Turtles movement. dont let him stop the love for turtles

  11. bbatson1, I feel you. how come the kid that smokes with cigarettes dosnt get interviewed??? That kid is to busy pimpin hoes…

  12. CIPH THE CONCHORD EPISODE WHERE THE RACIST FRUIT STAND GUY WONT SERVE THEM IS RIDICULOUS!!

    The best line is when one of them asks for a golden delicious and the fruit seller says: “How would you like a golden delicious to the face??”

    That sh*t had me laughing for days. Its needs to be a sound bite on Juan Epstein!

    ldn

  13. GANGSTA…..

  14. EDIT: “Brown Delicious”

  15. From The Allhiphop.com rumors….
    Remember that boy that stole his granny’s car and wrecked it up? The boy is back and he’s ready for more hood rat stuff. The boy wanted some chicken wings and the same grand mother checked him and said, “No.” Guess what the boy allegedly did? Beat up his own grand mom in a Wal Mart. The 7-year-old menace to society went and ordered the chicken wings even when his request was denied. Grand Mom stepped up, Grand Mom got beat down. “He just started hitting me — just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset,” “Grand Ma” Vikkita Stratford said.
    The boy will be undergoing a psychological evaluation. The Granny thinks the negative relationship his parents have is driving him to crime.

  16. goddam this is some funny shit. ” I love turtles’ ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


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