Yo I was robbed, my boy Drewskie got robbed, what the hell?! If you’re readin this and you’re the culprit, you won’t get in trouble, you won’t get beaten up, I just want my stuff back.. I’ll even pay for MY own ish back just get it to me!
It was all about Rihanna and her explosive 20/20 interview today and man she went in! We discussed what was said in the interview, had highlights, got people’s reactions includin Chris Brown’s, did Do You Know Japanese for our World Champions the Yankees and the MVP Matsui, we re-aired me and Rosenberg’s biological father Tracy Morgan’s interview, things black people don’t care about and 50 Cent goes at K.Foxx?
It’s the weekend and the Yankee Parade’s goin down and it’s gonna be crazy in NYC.
Beyonce has finally showed Jay-Z some love, Mariah Carey talks about goin through abuse,Tracy Morgan came by again and makes sure that we know he’s still the same from around the way, he also helps Rosenberg with his girl and did Do You Know Jews, 50 cent calls into the show, Rihanna’s finally spoken up about the domestic violence she went through with Chris Brown on Good Morning America and we break down what she says and get some reactions from people and of course Showdown with Cipha Sounds!
The NY Yankees won!! Let’s go!! Mary J ripped the National Anthem and now we can lay WE GONNA WIN to bed because we did it!
We hollered at Beanie Siegal’s dad, Shani Kulture spits the truth over people hatin on Obama, Do You Know Japanese for our Yankees MVP Matsui, Rosenberg was scared to get his flu shot because of blk people? Rihanna’s gonna be interviewed on a bunch of shows and will finally talk about everythin! But is she only doin this to push her album? We take it to Jew Court! Janet Jackson to marry Jermaine Dupri, Dame Dash talks about Beanie and Jay-Z, 50 Cent calls the show to clear up some issues and talk about what he’s up to and the hilarious Tracy Morgan stopped by! It was a full day!
I find out Shyne is striving to be Moses, Beanie Siegal’s headin to G-Unit and we call up his dad to ask him what’s the deal with his son and why is he causin problems?! My girl won’t let me. . ., we give a list of the good things about the bad economy, Do You Know Blacks/Koreans with Amerie, the top sexiest accents, Obama’s progress since becomin President a year ago from this date and we have a few unhappy campers, talked about people who owe you money and then you see them wearin some new ish and the Yankees will be tryin to take the World Series in el Bronx and its messin up my Caroline’s Hot Mess Comedy show! But either way, LET’S GO YANKEES *clap clap clapclapclap* WE GONNA WIN!
It’s an important day, EIection Day in NYC and today’s the day to choose a new Mayor for this great city, Bloomberg or Thompson. Not sure who to vote for? Rosenberg’s hookin you up with some facts, Do You Know Black vs. Jew, re-aired the interview with Kandi from the Real Housewives of Atlanta, what won’t your girl let you do, Jay-Z’s tryin to be a DJ, Black Girl’s Court: Black Face, our producer Rico gets his eyebrows waxed, is he tryin to be a girl? And the Yankees lost but its okay we’ll take it back home in el Bronx. We gonna muthaeffin win!
Here we go again!…MORE FIRE MIX comin your way…from artists like Lil Wayne, Birdman, DJ Khaled, Usher, Jay-Z, Rihanna, Kayne West, Mario, Gucci Mane, Fly, Fabolous, Keri Hilson, Alicia Keys, Trey Songz, Swizz Beatz, Chris Brown, Drake, Beyonce, Pitbull, Black Point, Juelz Santana, and soo much more…ENJOY!!
Its Monday people so wake up and let’s get the week crackin!
Halloween was a disaster for a lot of people out there, includin us on the morning show so what can we do but make up for it by reairin what happened on Friday when Rosenberg played around with the urban legend Bloody Mary, Do You Know Black People, Rihanna has another new song leak, Kandi from the Real Housewives of Atlanta was in the buildin, some white dude painted his face black & was Aunt Jemima for Halloween but is it racist?! We take it to Black Girl’s Court, Beanie Siegel is goin hard at Jay-Z and talks real reckless about him and the Yankees are now 3-1 in the World Series WE GONNA WIN!!!
Happy Halloween people! I’ve been tryin to figure out what my costume’s gonna be this year and I’ve decided to be a true Puerto Rican or Chris Brown.
The show was Halloween themed, ghost stories, urban legends, scary stuff the whole nine! First,Shani Kulture talks the truth about Michael Jackson, we got new Alicia Keys music, LET’S GO YANKEES We Gonna Win and we did last night yeah! Also talked about some homemade Halloween costume ideas, Do You Know Jews with Rob Zombie, scary close calls, the OG Snoop D.o double G gives us an idea of what happens around his crib durin Halloween, we interview the stars from the scary flick Paranormal Activity, discussed some urban legends and Rosenberg decides to try one of them and of course it’s time for Showdown with yours truly and I go up against Aisha Taylor!
Happy Halloween! To the ones comin out to the Promenade nightclub tomorrow, see yall at the FreakFest. Dress super sexy ladies! The sluttier the better!
Cipha Sounds hosts….
“HOT MESS”
(Multi Cultural Comedy)
Wed. Nov. 4th 2009
9pm
Carolines on Broadway
1626 Broadway
(Broadway between 49th and 50th street)
“Hot Mess” Comedy Show is the essence of new york comedy and the live version of the Cipha Sounds and Rosenberg show.
Bringing together all different types of people to make you laugh and celebrate life.
Part of the “New York Comedy Festival”
(nycomedyfestival.com)
Which includes
Tracy Morgan
Mike Epps
Dane Cooke
And many more…
For reservations:
carolines.com
212-757-410
Sorry guys part of the show got messed up but don’t worry things will be back to normal tomorrow.
Rosenberg went to see Michael Jackson’s This Is It movie and we have his and some callers reviews, then our angry positive black man Shani Kulture spits the truth about it, Rick Ross’ kids don’t have health care, new 50 and Eminem, crazy subway stories, Serani came by and did Do You Know Jamaicans, since I am the comedy connect, I got Rob Stapleton to inform everyone about the Bad Boys of Comedy Halloween Weekend which I’m part of, there’s a new syndrome out called T.M.T.I and despite losin horribly in Game 1 last night, WE GONNA WIN! LET’S GO YANKEES!